Bloodhound Gang - A lap dance is so much better

Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - A lap dance is so much better

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I
strolled on into Uncle Limpy s Hump Palace lookin for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that
midnight run haulin hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
hitchhiker that was sweatin gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and
one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to
ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find it s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come
up to me and starts kneadin my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that s a coincidence darlin , cause
I was just thinkin about skinnin you like a deer". Well she smiled, had
about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would
wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she
told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. Course, it s hard to
hide a hard-on when you re dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find it s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
So, Bambi s goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I
says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering

Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth
to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus s tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars
later I m parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got
to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even
more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin me to buy baby
formula.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find it s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid
on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi
starin at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how
difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
one-eyed gopher when your doin seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never
thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find it s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

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