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Текст песни Morcheeba - Women lose weight feat. Slick Rick Худе е, ми е д м

Women lose weight

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainment is
Women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was
just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym

And don't eat so much food
But no
Your shallow
You need to run the course of unconditional
love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there
That's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this

Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife

I tell her soon mommy soon I assume
Or my destiny is blue
The only thing left for me to do is to
kill her


I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces
Send that ass
Right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And I can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone
But the catch is do I have the nerve to
dispatch this
Who can I get to help me murder this fat
I guess I'll have to play a dude robbin'

On Wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her
And sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she said as the wreck went
tumblin' down the hill

I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
From a Lieutenant O'Rourke
Had me leapin' like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So I selfishly pursue
"Boo hoo" there was nothing else for me to
I had to kill her


So you mean to tell me officer you don't
have no clue who did this hit and run

No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside I just can't
believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir

Screamin "who done took my heart" acting
shaken up a lot

At the funeral though everyone was lookin'
at me odd like I did it

Like I was the reason my mates slain
"I heard he was displeased with her weight

While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde
can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could address,
Clothes not washed proper and house look
a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside

How I took a long lunch break day the wife
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal
They indicted me, and gave me an
impossible bail

Moral of the story is: Desire is important

So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

Though looking back I realized I didn't have
to kill her


Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your marriage healthy
Do you know what I mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick
Rick the ruler

Худейте, милые дамы

Вот удивил!
Консультант по женским вопросам.

Эта песня называется
"Худейте, милые дамы".
Первые годы в нашей семейной жизни
всё было прекрасно.
Но после рождения двух наших детей
Моя жена набрала в весе
И теперь
Выглядит совсем непривлекательно.
Слушайте, толстушки,
Я не хочу показаться грубым -
Я же её столько раз по-хорошему
предлагал: "Начни ходить в спортзал
И перестань объедаться".

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