Pulp - P.T.A.

I know I'm getting on / and you're so very young / but would you like to stay / until next
Saturday / or Sunday? / I'll give you your own room / it's next door to my room / and some
time in the night / well, maybe I just might / Oh take your clothes off won't you please?
/ You don't have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see / You've got
everything I need / Oh yeah / You know I can't forget / that special night we met / at the
local P.T.A. / when your mother came to say / that you'd been taking days off school / I
turned and looked at you, I said / 'Yes, I understand / I'm gonna take this girl in
hand.' / Oh take your clothes off, one two three / No you don't have to talk to me /
just leave the light on so I can see / You've got everything you need / Oh yeah / 'Cause
I've never had a woman before / I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly / And I
don't know what it's like to be young / 'Cause all my life I've been knocking on forty /
Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah / [Jarvis:] So if I / put my hand / on your bosom...
/ [Candida:] Yeah? / [Jarvis:] ...would that / give you an orgasm? / No that's not right /
But, but if we / if we kissed with tongues / [Candida:] [giggles] / [Jarvis:] won't that /
wouldn't that make / wouldn't that make you come? / Oh take your clothes off won't you
please? / No you don't have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see / You've
got everything I need / Oh oh oh / Just one touch was all it took / No you can't learn it
from a book / Let's go upstairs and have a / look / Oh you've got everything I need / Oh
yeah / Oh yeah, oh yeah / Oh yeah, oh yeah / Oh yeah / Hit me.