Slipknot - Pulse Of The Retards

Текст песни Slipknot - Pulse Of The Retards

I fight for the mentally handicapped
It's my right, as I am retarded too
I can only be as real as I can
With caked nose dribble on my nose,
I never knew the plan!
THIS ISN'T just the way to be a RETARD
I can't walk alone, I need a TUTOR
I fight because I know I can't fight
And if I lose, AT LEAST I TRIED!!

We are the MENTALLY HANDICAPPED!
We are the SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS!
If I have to have assistance to eat I'll HAVE IT
We are the pulse of the Retards

I can't be the average person
I cant be of the intelegent population
I can make it as severe as I can
Untill you realize--I NEED PILLS TO CALM ME DOWN!
I'M a little "GIFT FROM GOD!"
I DON'T know RIGHT FROM WRONG
I just love everyone in sight
AND I WONT LEAVE ANOTHER VICTIM DESERTED!!!

We are the MENTALLY HANDICAPPED!
We are the SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS!
If I have to have assistance to eat I'll HAVE IT
We are the pulse of the Retards

(Do you understand?) uunnnggghhhuu...?
(Do you understand?) BBBFFFFFTT!!! [a fart noise with tongue]
(Do you understand?) yeethbbbbbbbb.....
(Do you understand?) YEEETTTHHH!!!!!

Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)

WE FIGHT to be like EVERYONE ELSE

WE LIVE and no one can STOP US!
WE PUSH when we push TO FAR
We have disadvantages, THE BOTTOM LINE IS:
WE never had to FIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE
We only had to DROOL with a BLANK FACE!
We can't walk alone any longer
WE NEED stem cells to make us STRONGER!!

(Do you understand?) uunnnggghhhuu...?
(Do you understand?) BBBFFFFFTT!!! [a fart noise with tongue]
(Do you understand?) yeethbbbbbbbb.....
(Do you understand?) YEEETTTHHH!!!!!

Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)
Say it again! Say it again! (WE CAN'T LEARN!)

[END SKIT]

[Slipknot spent a day on an Iowan farm just outside Des Moines as a treat for being good the past week]

Nurse: Come on Slipknot! Back in the bus! [looks at Sid] Sid, don't put that in your mouth... yucky! [Faces the rest of Slipknot] Get back in the bus! Guess what? IT'S MACARONI NIGHT! [Shawn giggles and claps hands, Mick gets angry because he doesn't like macaroni, so he takes his anger out on Craig] Now, Now Mick, violence is no way to solve our problems.[Chris walks towards a keg that catches his attention] Chris no! Get back here, you cant use that keg, that's for the horses! That's horsey food [Chris starts whining] [James trips over a fence and starts crying] OH DEAR! Suzie, would you mind helping James?

Suzie: Of course! [Runs over to James, helps him up, comforts him. Looks at Corey, who is chasing the chickens] COREY NO! STOP SCARING THE CHICKENS, DIANNE PLEASE CAN YOU GET COREY OVER HERE!?

Diane (nurse): Corey, NO! That's very bad, they don't like that! How would you like it if a great big chicken came and chased you?

Corey: [stumbles over a bit, regains ballance] GUAAAHHHH..... NOOOO not HAPPY! [is escorted over towards the bus]

Joey:[in excitement] EEEEHEHEHEH! MACARONI!!! [pauses. Then stands up straight in alarm] UHH OHHHHHH!!! [looks down at pants, which are soaked with urine].

Suzie: Oh dear, Joey did a peepee in his pants again. Somebody get the "accident mop", I'll get the hose. [sprays Joey off]

Diane:[comes back with "accident mop" and a clean jumpsuit] Here you go, I'll go clean him up. [takes a diaper out of a bag] Come on Joey, let's go to the bathroom to get you all cleaned up. [Takes Joey to the Bathroom, puts the diaper on Joey, helps Joey into clean jumpsuit]

Suzie: Now everyone get in the bus!

[Slipknot finaly gets in the bus. They leave ten minutes after the time they were suposed to leave because Chris still wanted the keg of horse food. When they get to the nursing home for the Mentaly Challenged, Mick doesn't even try the macaroni to see if he liked it, he just says he hates macaroni, and that he wants pizza instead. The cook trys to explain that they can't do that. Mick gets very angry and throws his bowl at the cook. He is then sent to his room to think about what he had done.]

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